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King Hazy Lady
04:06
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King Hazy Lady
She's driving herself crazy
Two weeks on the kitchen floor
(hahaha)
She says, "Later maybe,
I'll touch you and you'll thank me,
Yeah it's two for one, it's four for four"
(hahahah)
Stretching on the pavement I am
Hanging upside down
It's Heaven,
Heaven all the time
It's Heaven,
Heaven all the time
It's Heaven,
Heaven all the time
(hahaha)
King Hazy Lady
Begs, "Someone will you pay me
To whack my face against the floor
It sounds a little strange
But it feels just the same
At least I'd get to dress warm"
(hahaha)
Stretching on the pavement I am
Hanging upside-down
It's Heaven,
Heaven all the time
It's Heaven,
Heaven all the time
This happens,
In Heaven all the time
This happens,
In Heaven all the time
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Mindy
03:08
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Static twist,
Chronic hustle,
Power trip and lean muscle
Are you free love? Are you S&M?
If he was a dog he would be dead if
He was a dog he would be dead if
He was a dog he would be dead if
He was a dog he would be...
Uh-huh
Oh-yeah
Again, Again,
No, no, no, no, no
My very best friend
Sorry sibling it's manic fatigue
Head and shoulders,
Toes and knees
Mindy, I'm dying, would you hold my hand?
If he was a dog, we'd all be damned if
He was a dog, we'd all be damned if
He was a dog, he would be...
Uh-huh
Oh yeah
Again, Again,
No, no, no, no, no
My very best friend
It was too real so I ran,
Back to the child thing with his head in the sand
I keep it as cool as I can
Sleep in dirty laundry, no one'll want me again
I keep it as cool as I can
Sleep in dirty laundry, no one'll want me again
(aww)
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Kitchen Store
03:45
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I did it,
I did it,
I got off the floor,
I walked right in,
To the kitchen store
I bought myself,
A plate and a cup,
Look at me Mom,
Look at me Mom,
Look at me Mom, I'm all grown up
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4. |
Bark Like A God
02:43
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Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
I believe in animal people trading cash for kindness
I bow to the hound with the mightiest jaw
Baby let's get down I wanna bark like a God
Baby let's get down I wanna bark like a God
Baby let's get down I wanna
Pray in the name of our fathers and their halos of retriever gold, down boy, down
Are you afraid of Silver Shawn?
Fixed my hair, lace underwear, I love the tie he's got on
And amen to my friends for always keepin' it raw
Baby let's get down I wanna bark like a God
Baby let's get down I wanna bark like a God
Baby let's get down I wanna
down boy down amen amen thank the lord dog for our mans best friend i said dog bless
Do you believe in Frankenstein?
Dressed up, half-dead, and feelin' fine
He looks so sick I wanna take him for a walk
Baby let's get down I wanna bark like a God
Baby let's get down i wanna bark like a God
Baby let's get down I wanna
Dogs, Gods, Mens, Friends, Pets and Masters
We cried for help,
We heard no answer
Goodnight
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5. |
King Mitis
03:48
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Caffeine, Listerine, and a fog machine
He said, "What do you like?"
I said, "Nothing from you that ain't green" (hahahahah)
Camel Blues and perfumes inside her
don't cry about the money,
cry about the
(la la la)
The walls are happy and my nerves are severed
Business in the front we're gonna party forever
The walls are happy and my nerves are severed
Business in the front we're gonna party forever
I hate it in here it's cold and it's boring
Daddy, Daddy, tell me the story of
King Mitis and the Garbage Fuck he's gonna
Follow me home he's gonna
Wherever I go he's gonna
Swallow me whole he's gonna
eat me for
(la la la)
The walls are happy and my nerves are severed
Business in the front we're gonna party forever
The walls are happy and my nerves are severed
Business in the front we're gonna party forever
I see her on the billboards of the San Fernando Valley
I catch her every night at the bowling alley
I chew and i wretch and I try to swallow I'm
Sure I'm being followed around
Willow wallows and wobbles, but she don't fall down
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They say "Willow wobbles but she don't fall down"
Her gums started bleeding so she left down she said,
"So long" to Shawn the Surgeon
Paige the mom, "And one thing's for certain.
Don't know how I'll do it but i'll do it somehow;
In the future it was me that burned it down"
Their teeth have turned purple,
Legs tied in knots,
I dreamed she was dead in a dark parking lot
God's coming through the speakers and he's here to say,
"The Devil appears on Jessie's Birthday"
Don't know how I'll do it but I'll do it somehow, yeah
In the future it was me that burned it down
31....41....103....200....350
so tired...I'm so fucking tired...
Hey baby! How's your day going? Want some company? Ha ha ha, thank you baby!
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7. |
Where's My Wife
03:48
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Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my
She is handcuffed to the ceiling
Fan until the paint stops peeling and
Great-Auntie-Karma's got her paralyzed
She's alive in the thighs baby,
Dead in the eyes baby
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my
Two-legged-limp
Pajama shirt
She lies so still, her joints get worse
Closed her eyes, to watch the silk burn backwards
Closed her eyes, to watch the silk burn backwards
and faster, and faster, and faster faster faster faster
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my
She is sobbing into my wallet she's
Getting high on chandelier polish and she'll
Never ever leave the house again no
She'll never ever ever leave the house again so
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my
Her fantasies,
of phantom limb,
He's gone she sees
A phantom him
In the blender, takes a swim to make the day dim faster
Takes a swim to make the day dim faster
and faster and faster faster faster faster
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my wife?
Where's my
You hit mute with such precision
When Mona Lisa was on television
I cut myself on your paper prison
But all you've done has been forgiven
You hit mute with such precision
When Mona Lisa was on television
And darlin' to you I could never lie
The girl I was when I loved you
Loved you 'til the day she died
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La Cluster
03:10
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But, I hope you think fondly
Of the man I am in your memories
The man, I am, in your memories
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Peroxide Beach
03:27
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Imagine waking up in your own body, naked on a brown leather couch. The room is unfamiliar, and all of a sudden, you are 95 years old. It's hot in the room, and the temperature increases as it passes back and forth between you're newly wrinkled skin, and the Genuine Leather of the couch. You cannot get up, where would you run to? You don't even know where you are.
Susan woke up every day wishing she had bigger hands, she said,
"Am I the perfect woman, am I an
Unfinished man?"
She walked back home, she tried to grow her roots in sinking sand
She said, "he told me that he loves me, but he don't know who i am and I'm just
Hangin' out on
Peroxide Beach
So sour, don't got the power, don't got the energy
So if you see the water start to, get to deep
Just let me sleep,
Just let me sleep,
Just let me---"
Hours have passed now or maybe they haven't. The sun exploded years ago so it's Impossible to know. You notice that you and the couch are not very different, and you start to feel sick. You know you'll be here forever, so is everything you've cared about before today rendered totally meaningless, or is the weight of the world even greater with its loss? Speaking of weight, I ate way too much fucking salt today, holy shit.
"And when my body bloats and wrinkles and my skin turns green and blue I want the whole wide world to know i didn't like a, single one of you except for
Overdose Elvis, 'cause when you're,
when you're dead you're chillin'
and the King of the Jungle who's about to leave the building and i'm just--
Hangin' out on
Peroxide Beach
So sour don't go the power don't got the
Energy"
So when you see Susan caught up in the
Undertow just let it go,
just let it go,
just let it--
On the floor in front of you you see a frozen metal spoon. You immediately pick it up and put it in your mouth, hoping it'll help you cool off. Horrified, you feel the silver start to melt around your tongue. You try to remove it, but it stretches and stretches like an infinite rope of taffy. Drenched and claustrophobic, you try to cry, but all your body's liquids have already poured out through your skin. You hear a voice ask,
"Is she gonna be ok? Does she need to go to the hospital?"
"Yes!" you attempt, but it's no use--the metal taffy has already hardened; locking your jaw shut. They were never listening anyway.
"She'll be fine," another voice replied, "probably just sweating out the venom. Give her 'til Tuesday."
Susan/Suzanne
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I feel like just a baby
'Cause babies don't got brains
They don't got pain receptors and they
All smell the same
I think I'm a banana
'Cause bananas got no bones
Peeled and bruised and yellow they ain't
Even safe at home
Hey
Are you potato, or are you meat?
Honey,
You've got the look but do you got the stink?
She loved me,
Yeah it was written on her face
Or maybe her lips were stuck smiling that way
Hey Hey Hey Hello
Where did you go, what did you see?
(We saw everything)
Are you hungry? I made money, dinner's on me
(We saw everything)
We're living
Off mints we're getting fat
But you're gonna die ugly if you keep smoking like that (ha ha ha)
I feel like just a baby
'Cause babies don't got brains
They don't got pain receptors and they
All smell the same
I think I'm made of peaches
All covered in scented cream
Full of stones and naked
With inflated self-esteem
Hey,
Are you potato or are you meat?
Honey,
You've got the look, but can you be sweet?
I know she loved me
Yeah it was written on her face
Or maybe her lips were stuck smiling that way
Hey, hey, hey
Hello
Where did you go what did you see?
(We saw everything)
Are you hungry? I made money, dinner's on me
(We saw everything)
We're living off mints but it's not so bad
She said "you're gonna die ugly if you keep smoking like that"
Potassium, Potassium
Potassium, Potassium
(run run run run run run run run run run run run run run run)
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